10 喬克叔叔 | Qiao Ke Shu Shu | Uncle Joker

喬克叔叔 | Qiao Ke Shu Shu | Uncle Joker

曲：周杰倫
Qu : Zhou Jie Lun
Music: Jay Chou

詞: 黃俊郎
Ci: Huang Jun Lang
Lyrics: Huang Jun Lang



親愛的 別嚇到閉上了眼睛
qin ai de bie xia dao bi shang le yan jing
My beloved friends, do not be so frightened that you close your eyes

小丑把戲 不是大家都可以
xiao chou ba xi bu shi da jia dou ke yi
The clown’s act is not something everyone can do

誇張眼影
kua zhang yan ying
Outrageous eye shadow

藍色憂傷的淚滴
lan se you shang de lei di
A blue painted sad tear

丟丟刀 噴噴火 踩高蹺 吹笛
diu diu dao pen pen huo cai gao qiao chui di
knife-throwing… fire-breathing… stilt-walking… flute-playing

跌倒失手燒到眉毛
die dao shi shou shao dao mei mao
Slipping, blunders, burning my eyebrows

我故意
wo gu yi
These are mistakes I do deliberately

哈哈你笑的開心
ha ha ni xiao de kai xin
Ha ha… You laugh so happily

我可是在玩命
wo ke shi zai wan ming
Yet I am playing with my own life

撲克牌裡我的肖像才一兩張
pu ke pai li wo de xiao xiang cai yi liang zhang
There's only a couple of pictures of me in a deck of playing cards

你看你看我的重要性
ni kan ni kan wo de zhong yao xing
See how important I am?

彩色的大捲髮 紅鼻子 最滑稽的步法
cai se de da juan fa hong bi zi zui hua ji de bu fa
A colourful curly wig...red nose… exaggerated steps

這樣的快樂你學會了嗎
zhe yang de kuai le ni xue hui le ma
Have you learned a happiness like that?

用笨拙又驚險的雜耍
yong ben zhuo you jing xian de za shua
Gags and tricks that are clumsy yet exciting

繼續對你裝傻
ji xu dui ni zhuang sha
Continue to be silly and foolish

所有的悲傷通通忘了吧
suo you de bei shang tong tong wang le ba
Forget all your worries and sorrows

## 聽我說
ting wo shuo
Listen to me…

拿出你的鈔票 笑平常買不到
na chu ni de chao piao xiao ping chang mai bu dao
Take out all your money for you cannot buy usually buy laughter

先生小姐們 趕快來 趕快來
xian sheng xiao jie men gan kuai lai gan kuai lai
Ladies and gentlemen…come on hurry!

再慢就看不到
zai man jiu kan bu dao
Too slow and you'll miss it!

座位沒剩多少
zuo wei mei sheng duo shao
Limited seats left

還能跟喬克叔叔拍 一張照 ##
hai neng gen qiao ke shu shu pai yi zhang zhao
Don't miss the opportunity to have a photo with Uncle Joker

** 我只是卑微的小丑
wo zhi shi bei wei de xiao chou
I am only a lowly clown

翻幾個跟斗就等你拍一拍手
fan ji ge gen dou jiu deng ni pai yi pai shou
Performing a few somersaults just to get your applause

人群散了後 夜色多朦朧
ren qun san le hou ye se duo meng long
[color="Indigo"]When the house is empty the dark night becomes moodier/COLOR]

月光也會跟著我
yue guang ye hui gen zhu wo
There's the moonlight following me

我不是孤獨的小丑
wo bu shi gu du de xiao chou
I am not a lonely clown

你笑了之後 不需要記得我
ni xiao le zhi hou bu xu yao ji de wo
After you laugh, you don’t need to remember me

燈熄的時候 滿天的星空
deng xi de shi hou man tian de xing kong
When the lights go off and the dark sky is full of stars

最明亮的是寂寞 **
zui ming liang de shi ji mo
Loneliness shines the brightest

下著雨 我躲在面具裡
xia zhe yu wo duo zai mian ju li
When its raining, I hide inside my mask

偷偷地在哭泣因為看了不能說的祕密
tou tou di zai ku qi yin wei kan le bu neng shuo de mi mi
Covertly crying because of watching “Secret (The Movie)”

魔術師我恨你搶走我的生意
mo shu shi wo hen ni qiang zou wo de sheng yi
Magician…I hate you for stealing my business

別忘記 蝙蝠俠靠我才票房冠軍
bie wang ji bian fu xia kao wo cai piao fang guan jun
Don't forget, “Batman: The Dark Knight” was a box-office hit because of me

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